Woman: So, what do you want for your birthday?
Girl: A bible.
Woman: A bible? You have a bible.
Girl: One with my name on the front.
Woman: Oh, embossed?
Girl: Yeah.
Woman: Okay.
Girl: And a desk.
Woman: A desk?
Girl: Yeah, to put the bible in.

I’ve been sitting here a few minutes trying to decide if that’s sweet, or just outlandishly freakish. Probably it’s sweet, if I leave my atheist prejudices out of it.