Apologizes to Skynet for missing its birthday. Seriously. Don’t kill me.

The world is my oyster cracker.

Seriously, people. I. Hate. Fax. Machines.

really and truly doesn’t get why fax machines are still in use.

will be home alone for about a day and a half this weekend, and has about 3 weeks worth of projects planned to fill the time.

Just played a round of Stacey’s B-Day gift, “You Don’t Know Jack” for WII with the family. Turns out, I Know Jack.

needs some new family photos for the desk. You know, the paper kind. My PC desktop background is current as current can be.

: The amount of time it takes to open cellophane on post-it note pack = amount of time to forget what I needed to make a note of.

can press his tweets into a journal.