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Pantry, No Pantry

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Because my company recently added Monday as a company holiday in an attempt to improve morale, for the first time I will have a day off when neither Roan nor Stacey do. And I will use it to remove a source of stress and disgust in my life: namely, the pantry.

I plan on turning 24.25 ft2 of mostly unusable, how-long-has-that-can-of-onion-soup-been-back-there shelf space into an efficent, 27.6 ft2 of pure ergonomic feng shui wonderfullness.

For the mathematically inclined, that’s a better than 13% increase in total shelf space, and probably a 50% increase in easily usable space. Everything will be in plain siight, instead of hidden behind the peanut butter.

Martha Stewart can bite me.

The Power of Netflix

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If you belong to Neflix, and you have Friends linked to your account, you get a Friends page that tells you what they’re renting, what they’re liking.

and are both on our list.

But on that page, in the masthead, there is a button labeled MANAGE FRIENDS.

I haven’t pushed it because I just don’t want that responsibility.

Stolen from jsaint, who should never date me.

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The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you’re their man. You’re sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you’re experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you’re classic “marrying material,” a prize in the eyes of many.

It’s possible that behind it all, you’re a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you’re fundamentally sex-driven. You’re a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you’re like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your exact opposite:
The Last Man on Earth

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all fucking costs.

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.

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Cheney’s Got a Gun

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I don’t normally feel Jay Leno’s worth quoting, but…

I think Cheney is starting to lose it. After he shot the guy he
screamed, ‘Anyone else want to call domestic wire tapping illegal?’

Ha!

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/14/cheney.jokes.ap/index.html

Whiggin’ out

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So it says here that the Whig party was formed in response to the overreaching executive policies of President Andrew Jackson.

Seems they felt the prez was gettin’ a might uppity, doing things that maybe he wasn’t authorized to do, such as taking deposits from the Bank of the United States without the consent of congress.

Who’s up for a Whig rally?

This time they probably won’t fall apart due to internal squabbling on the question of slavery. I think that question’s probably been pretty well answered now (It’s bad.)