I’m going to completely shed light on the impetus for this post.

[09:31:01] : I wish someone offered a class.
[09:31:39] : Assertiveness training?
[09:31:42] : They do.
[09:32:00] : Or How To Navigate Customer Service.
[09:32:24] : And assertiveness training.
[09:32:32] : Hmmm…
[09:34:13] : You should take such a class.
[09:34:17] : Yes, you should.
[09:34:25] : You should, dammit! Don’t argue with me!
[09:34:30] : Is that what you’re asserting?
[09:34:55] : Well, if you want.
[09:35:58] : Evening at Emory has one.
[09:36:07] : The teacher has a website that lists her interests.
[09:36:29] : It lists quilting, baking bread and hiking.
[09:36:43] : Only I thought it said guilting, baking bread and hiking.
[09:36:48] : Which would have been funny.
[09:37:16] : Yes it would.
[09:37:54] : They have a memory class called Memory at Emory. How would I ever remember that name?
[09:37:56] : “No, don’t bother eating this bread I spent all day baking for you.”
[09:38:19] : I used to pronounce the first “m” in “mnemonic.”
[09:38:44] : I said it “muh-nuh-monic.”
[09:38:57] : I thought it was like that Muppet song.
[09:42:02] : heh heh.
[09:42:35] : But it’s an easy word to remember.
[09:43:01] : Yes.