In the tradition of (who officiated my wedding to ), I’m now an ordained Reverend at good old Universal Life Church. Now I can officiate my friends Anna and Ellen’s ceremony on May 15.

If you visit their site, be careful. You can almost get ordained by accident if you’re not cautious. It’s just a few clicks away.

I’m kind of disappointed… I had heard you could pick your title, and I was hoping to be ordained as a Jedi Master or something like that. Perhaps that’s a different church.

I had a list of options:

Jedi Master
Captain G_d
Soul Man
His Holy Monkeyness
Chaotic-Neutral Cleric

But Reverend’s okay, too.