Moral/Ethical Question #1

Inspired by Michael Shermer’s How We Believe:

You have a house with a garage around back. The garage door is painted white.

For one reason or another, the paint on the door starts to flake off. Eventually, it flakes off in such a way that if you look carefully, you can see a shape that could be interpreted to look like the Virgin Mary or, possibly, a penguin.

Your neighbor, who is a devout catholic, sees this and declares it a miracle. He calls up the Catholic Miracle Hot Line, and the next day there are 5,000 people clamoring to see your garage door, many with severe ailments hoping to be healed. The major networks all have news vans set up on your lawn, and 15,000 – 20,000 people are expected to arrive over the next week.

Do you:

A) Shoo everyone away and finally get around to painting the garage door like you’ve meant to for some time.

B) Sit back and wait for the furor to die down, then paint the door.

C) Put up a sign that says “See the Virgin Mary, $15”

D) Put up a sign that says “See the Virgin Mary or, possibly, a penguin, $15”

E) Put up a sign that says “See my garage door, $15”

F) Something else.

Highlights from Berkshire

Glenn asked me to summarize the Warren Buffett annual Letter to Shareholders, so here’s the good stuff for people not particularly interested in Berkshire itself.

Berkshire bought Fruit of the Loom a few years ago:

“In apparel, Fruit of the Loom increased unit sales by 10 million dozen, or 14%, with shipments of intimate apparel for women and girls growing by 31%. Charlie [Warren’s 80 or so year old partner], who is far more knowledgeable than I am on this subject, assures me that women are not wearing more underwear. With this expert input, I can only conclude that our market share in the women’s category must be growing rapidly.”

On the opening of a new R.C. Willey store, after Warren had discouraged the opening of previous stores in Las Vegas because he felt the closed-on-Sunday rule of W.C. Willey wouldn’t fly outside of Utah. He was very, very wrong about this discouragement, the Las Vegas stores have dwarfed the Utah stores in sales.

“R.C. Willey will soon open in Reno. Before making this commitment, Bill and Scott again asked for my advice. Initially, I was pretty puffed up about the fact that they were consulting me. But then it dawned on me that the opinion of someone who is always wrong has its own special utility to decision-makers.”

On NetJets, Berkshire’s fractional-ownership of jets company.
“I viewed the selection of a flight provider as akin to picking a brain surgeon: you simply want the best. (Let someone else experiment with the low bidder.)”

He also referenced two articles he had penned this past year. The Fortune article is a very readable must-read for anyone interested in the particular hand baskets the U.S. is riding to hell in (trade deficits and budget deficits). The other one is an interesting summary of why it is a good thing that the SEC is making corporations expense stock options.

Selling The Nation from Fortune.
Fuzzy Math and Stock Options from The Washington Post

The rest of the letter is interesting reading (at least, to me), but not easily summarized. He discusses for many paragraphs the two topics of the above articles very eloquently and simply.

One interesting item is that his wife died this year, and there is nary a mention of it in the letter, though he has mentioned the passing and retirements of other Berkshire people. I guess, in the end, it’s a private thing.

I’m now pondering whether I could swing going to the annual meeting this year. What do you suppose tickets to Omaha, NE cost?

In other news, Coca-Cola Lime is just… eh.

Annoying

There is a really, really annoying buzzing sound coming from some of the overhead lighting near my cube this morning.

So, if I go on a crazy rampage this afternoon, all of you can explain why to the police later.

Bored

I am phenomenally bored today. Which is very, very, very rare for me.

I often am frustrated having to do a task when I have 6 or 7 other tasks that I’d rather do and/or am interested in doing, which isn’t boredom.

Boredom is not really wanting to do much of anything, or not being able to think of anything good to do.

That’s me right now.

I think it’s a hangover of having lots of interesting and exciting things happen recently. I just got done with a phase of this contracting work, and I’m waiting for prototypes to come in. We had a splendid birthday party for Ro on Saturday, with lots of family and friends and lively action (including , , , and ). I spent a lot of time with my 13 year old nephew, where he spent about 50% of that time explaining what it was he just said.

J: You should get that truck and put 20’s on it.
R: Whaties?
J: 20’s.
R: What’s a 20?
J: Rims!
R: Like tire rims?
J: Yes! Duh! What the fizzle, bizzle?
R: Whattle?

and so on, for hours. For the record, Lucky Yates completely understood everything he said, when he talked with him backstage at Dad’s. (I took Jovanni to Dad’s for Scandal! Friday night, and Theatersports Saturday night, because he does dearly love a little bit of Dad’s Garage now and again).

My nephew also eats like no one I’ve ever met. Every hour and a half, that kid’s gotta be eating, and eating big. And he’s 5’4″, 95 pounds. Amazing.

They had to stay an extra night on Monday eve, thanks to snow in Newark. They spent the day in the airport, and apparently Jo ate through half the restaurants there.

And really, what could be interesting in the wake of all that?

Still temporarily wealthy…

Hmmm…

The brokerage has come to terms with the stock split mentioned recently.

But the money transferred between checking and brokerage is still in both places.

Hmmm…

I would get all excited, but there’s the strong possibility that this could get ugly. I envision both companies looking at the other’s accounts and saying “oh, the money is over there” and simultaneously deleting both instances from existence, with no paper trail to speak of.

I can’t wait to find out how it ends. I might do the noble thing and alert somebody to the discrepancy, but I’m sure that would only aggravate the situation and usher in the aforementioned worst-case-scenario.

Hmmm…..

A Brief Moment of Wealth

I am in a strange crossroads right at this moment.

1. I transferred money from a checking account to a brokerage account yesterday.
2. The money is showing up in both accounts online right now.
3. A stock in my brokerage account has split during the night.
4. The brokerage is showing the correct number of doubled shares, but is still showing the old share price from yesterday, which means it is showing double the value on my balance.

So, for the next few minutes, before the systems getted synchronized, I’m going to pretend I became slightly richer overnight.

Who wants beer? I’m buying!