Here’s an unofficial poll for everyone:

You are in a movie about yourself starring yourself.

What’s the theme song they play whenever you appear on screen, your
personal “Axel F”?

told me “Brick House”¹ for her, and I quite
agree.

I haven’t figured mine out yet.

¹ She says not because she is built like a brick sh*t
house, just because she likes the song. I think she’s built like a brick
sh*t house, but either way.